Some Funny abbreviations:
CIA - Computer Industry Acronyms
- CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
- PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
- ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
- SCSI: System Can't See It
- MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
- DOS: Defunct Operating System
- WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
- OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
- PnP: Plug and Pray
- APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
- IBM: I Blame Microsoft
- DEC: Do Expect Cuts
- MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
- CA: Constant Acquisitions
- COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
- LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
- MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
- AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
- WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You're Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.
I am Anantha Shayana. D, founder of RAYSITI Animations, www.raysiti.com. And this is my personal blog. I love to blog, network; Like Philosophy, Music, Art and Colors. 3d is my first love though.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Keepin in touch! Future of Mankind... scary, yet easy
1. Today: Matrimony.com- Online match making
In the Future:
Marriage.com- Online marriage for only $999 (for a 50 year membership)
Highlights:
Just fill up one form and enjoy a prosperous and happy married life.
Choose between hundreds of brides and bridegrooms from all over the world
o Note: Only actual photos are posted. 100% photoshop free.
Choose a Marriage hall anywhere in the world for free
o Note: Traveling charges not included.
Marriage is auspicious: Listen to your favorite mantras and slokas and bhajans while filling up the form
A legal agreement will be sent to both the parties (newly-weds) as soon as the ‘SUBMIT’ button is pressed.
No print-outs; No record Keeping; After all, we get married only once!
The main highlight of our services is:
o Instant online Marriage if both agree
o Instant online Divorce if both disagree in the near future
§ Note: You cannot apply for a Divorce within one week of your marriage (We need at least 7 days to update your details into our database.
Become a Member today of the largest ONLINE MARRIAGE PORTAL and bring your life ON-LINE.
Marriages per day: 2, 560,876
Divorce per day: DITTO
2. Today we have discussion forums that discuss about God.
In the Future:
Online Confession:
No matter what sin you have committed, just send us a detailed e-mail about it (250 words only) and we will patch your e-mail directly to God. Kindly do send a fixed one time payment of $999 only for all the sins that you have committed till today and for all those sins that you have not committed yet. We will surely deliver you of all the sins and get you a one way ticket to heaven. Al this in $999 only
3. Today, we can get new and used books delivered through shipment or courier
In the Future:
Baby Delivery:
No matter where you are in the world, we can deliver babies of any age to you within 2 working days. Are you fed up of the 9 months painful routine of carrying a baby? If yes then opt for babydelivery.com. We can get you babies that suit your needs within no time and courier it across to you. And don’t worry; our packaging system is very unique and safe. Your baby will be safe inside.
4. Today babies are administered with Polio drops and various other vaccines.
In the future
Blue tooth ear-rings for the new born baby is made compulsory by the government of Karnataka as an answer to globalization and increasing demands of communication. Depending on t6he temperature of your baby’s body, this small blue tooth device plays different music to suit your baby’s mood instantly. Mothers never have to learn to sing to make their any sleep anymore. Also, this gadget comes with the latest GPS technology. If you forget your baby somewhere in the sub-way or the park or in a zoo, just give us a call. We’ll deliver your precious baby to you. After all we know how much risk you might have taken to get that baby delivered from far places of the world.
In the Future:
Marriage.com- Online marriage for only $999 (for a 50 year membership)
Highlights:
Just fill up one form and enjoy a prosperous and happy married life.
Choose between hundreds of brides and bridegrooms from all over the world
o Note: Only actual photos are posted. 100% photoshop free.
Choose a Marriage hall anywhere in the world for free
o Note: Traveling charges not included.
Marriage is auspicious: Listen to your favorite mantras and slokas and bhajans while filling up the form
A legal agreement will be sent to both the parties (newly-weds) as soon as the ‘SUBMIT’ button is pressed.
No print-outs; No record Keeping; After all, we get married only once!
The main highlight of our services is:
o Instant online Marriage if both agree
o Instant online Divorce if both disagree in the near future
§ Note: You cannot apply for a Divorce within one week of your marriage (We need at least 7 days to update your details into our database.
Become a Member today of the largest ONLINE MARRIAGE PORTAL and bring your life ON-LINE.
Marriages per day: 2, 560,876
Divorce per day: DITTO
2. Today we have discussion forums that discuss about God.
In the Future:
Online Confession:
No matter what sin you have committed, just send us a detailed e-mail about it (250 words only) and we will patch your e-mail directly to God. Kindly do send a fixed one time payment of $999 only for all the sins that you have committed till today and for all those sins that you have not committed yet. We will surely deliver you of all the sins and get you a one way ticket to heaven. Al this in $999 only
3. Today, we can get new and used books delivered through shipment or courier
In the Future:
Baby Delivery:
No matter where you are in the world, we can deliver babies of any age to you within 2 working days. Are you fed up of the 9 months painful routine of carrying a baby? If yes then opt for babydelivery.com. We can get you babies that suit your needs within no time and courier it across to you. And don’t worry; our packaging system is very unique and safe. Your baby will be safe inside.
4. Today babies are administered with Polio drops and various other vaccines.
In the future
Blue tooth ear-rings for the new born baby is made compulsory by the government of Karnataka as an answer to globalization and increasing demands of communication. Depending on t6he temperature of your baby’s body, this small blue tooth device plays different music to suit your baby’s mood instantly. Mothers never have to learn to sing to make their any sleep anymore. Also, this gadget comes with the latest GPS technology. If you forget your baby somewhere in the sub-way or the park or in a zoo, just give us a call. We’ll deliver your precious baby to you. After all we know how much risk you might have taken to get that baby delivered from far places of the world.
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